Gronk is ready to kiss and tell.
Rob Gronkowski won’t be smooching his longtime girlfriend, Camille Kostek when midnight strikes on Dec. 31.
The former Patriots and Buccaneers tight end said Kostek — a model who he met more than a decade ago when she was a cheerleader with New England — won’t be joining him in Las Vegas, where he’ll be co-hosting “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest.”
“Camille was supposed to be there, but she just actually picked up another amazing gig, where she won’t even be in the country … I’m not allowed to say what it is,” he told The Post on Tuesday.
Gronkowski, 36, said his second choice for a New Year’s Eve kiss — his French Bulldog — also won’t be panning out.
“If it’s not her … I would kiss my dog, Ralphie. But I don’t think he’s going to be there as well,” he said.
“So I guess I’m just gonna have to make out with my drink.”
This is the second year Gronkowski will be co-hosting “Rockin’ Eve” and this time, he’ll be paired with “Dancing with the Stars” co-host Julianne Hough — who is trying to recruit the four-time Super Bowl champ for the reality competition series.
“I’ve already done some rehearsals with her … but the problem is, it’s just so hard to do it because it’s during football season,” said Gronkowski, an analyst for Fox Sports.
“I would never count it out, I don’t count things out that I enjoy and I enjoy dancing and watching ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
“I would just leave it open for the future if it’s the right fit at the right time.”
Although Gronk gushed that “the dream is already there” to host alongside Hough — and Seacrest, who will be in Times Square with Rita Ora — if he had to choose a hosting partner, it would be comedian Kevin Hart.
“He just brings the juice to the table like no other. He’s so funny and so witty and so quick,” he said. “The problem is, you just probably won’t get any words in because he talks 24/7 and he’s got a million jokes up his sleeve.”
As for his ex-teammates, he thinks some of them could be MVPs of NYE.
“Devin McCourty would be decent. He’d be more of a serious host. Julian Edelman would be pretty solid. I do a lot of things with Julian and he does a lot of things on TV … Danny Amendola would be great, he was on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’” he said.
A “Rockin’ Eve” hosting collab with Tom Brady would also be a touchdown — since his chemistry with Gronk on the field made the pair arguably the greatest quarterback-tight end duo in NFL history.
“Tom would be like the serious one and I’d be the bad guy, like good cop, bad cop, we could play it off like that,” he said.
The Buffalo native, who will be covering Fox’s pregame show on Sunday, already has his suit ready for the big night — and it also has ties to the NFL since it comes from pregame co-host Michael Strahan’s clothing brand.
“My stylist at Fox picked it out for me … She had a fancy one for me just ready to go on set for the football show and I’ve never really worn it because you don’t really need to be that fancy … I got one fancy suit and let me tell you, it’s spot on what I need. It fits me perfectly.”
Gronkowski didn’t hesitate when asked to name his best New Year’s Eve memory — doing his signature spike move on a LEGO bust of Steve Harvey during Fox’s 2019 broadcast.
“That’s gonna live with me forever … People still bring that up to this day. I get asked about it at least once a week, sometimes like five times a week,” he said.
Although viewers of the now-viral moment — which was pre-planned — assumed Harvey’s freak-out was all an act, Gronk dispelled the myth.
“It was not planned what his reaction was gonna be, and he didn’t know it was coming. … He started flipping out on me,” he said.
“You know Steve Harvey, he doesn’t like to get bullied like that. … He was pissed.”