Where there’s smoke, there’s fireworks, folks.
After months of speculation, the newly single Scorpio singer Katy Perry and policy-pushing Capricorn prime minister Justin Trudeau have allegedly taken their relationship to a new level, or nautical depth, as it were.
The problematic, high-on-spite scorpion and the headstrong horned sea-goat were photographed making out and grabbing a– on Perry’s yacht off this weekend.
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau
The “Dark Horse” singer, 40, and Trudeau, 53, first sparked romance rumors in July when they were spotted strolling in Montreal before sharing a bougie lunch.
Shortly after, the two continued to add grist to the rumor mill when Trudeau and his middle child attended Perry’s sold-out “Lifetimes” tour.
Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau?
Sources previously reported that the burgeoning spark betwixt the politician and the popstar had “cooled off” due to their busy schedules.
But au contraire, my friends, as the pair have allegedly been “secretly dating” since the beginning of the summer.
And trust, nothing gets a Scorpio like Perry hotter than a secret…with the possible exceptions of revenge, villain role play, and/or a graveyard picnic.
What do the stars say about this match?
Is Justin Trudeau dating Katy Perry?
Justin Trudeau is a Christmas miracle, having been delivered unto us on December 25, 1971, making him a Capricorn sun with a heart on fire Aries moon.
It’s worth noting that Perry’s ex, Orlando Bloom, is also a Capricorn, suggesting our girl loves a stern, brunette dad type.
Perry, meanwhile, was born on October 25, 1984, making her a double trouble Scorpio with her sun and moon in the sign of sex, death and regeneration.
In terms of sun signs, Scorpio and Capricorn, and in effect, Perry and Trudeau are wildly well-suited for one another.
In Capricorn, Scorpio finds a formidable match and a sexual equal, as ambition is the ultimate aphrodisiac for both.
As a fixed water sign, Scorpio wants to merge body, bank accounts, hit lists, etc., and as a cardinal earth sign, Capricorn is determined to build something of lasting value.
The energy here is less like a romantic relationship and more like an incorporation.
Cute but psycho, to reduce this pairing to cartoon archetypes, this is Trudeau as The Brain from “Pinky and the Brain” shacking up with Perry as Natasha Falate from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
The earth doth quake as there is no combination more likely to plot world domination during pillow talk than this.
While they harbor more trust issues than senior shelter dogs, Scorpios like Perry are ultimately interested in long-term investment, accumulated power, and absolute security, and a Capricorn like Trudeau is born to satisfy that holy trinity.
Justin and Katy’s astrology, explained
For his part, and as a card-carrying Cap, Trudeau likely recognizes and relates to the success-at-all-costs, ruthless-if-need-be approach to life exhibited by a Scorp like Perry.
Caps are turned on by the kind of strategies that others might classify as cutthroat.
Both the sea goat and the scorpion play for keeps and blood oaths when it comes to love and are willing to stick through storms for the promise of stability.
So long as they gather their forces towards a shared goal or enemy, here lies the zodiac’s most potent power couple.
In astrology, the moon represents our instinctual, emotional nature and our past lives.
Trudeau’s Aries moon is in impulsive AF Aries, a moon sign that is admirably direct about their needs and abjectly impatient about meeting them.
“Mine” and “now” are their guiding principles. More likely to hurl than harbor, Perry will never, ever have to ask this dude how he feels.
Before hitching her star to Orlando Bloom, Perry was briefly married to controversial comedian Russell Brand, who also has…wait for it…an ARIES moon.
Conversely, Perry’s Scorpio moon is, in a word, obsessive.
Are Justin Trudeau and Katie Perry astrologically compatible
Scorpio moons love a challenge and are ever seeking to emotionally dominate, and in an Aries moon, they find the eternal allure of the unconquerable.
Scorpio moons peer through their partners and dig into the, typically without blinking or consent. This intensity can feel alluring or downright off-putting, depending on the temperament of the person being emotionally exhumed.
But honestly, for an Aries moon, that kind of attention is intoxicating, and they low-key love being the object of someone else’s questionable fixation.
Lunar Scorpios like Perry fear betrayal and the subversion of their power. While their feelings run deep and paranoia runs high, they present as controlled and even distant.
Playing it cool while making a hair doll is the vibe here.
While they try and fail to seem aloof, the only thing a Scorpio moon craves more than intimacy, insider trading, and the menstrual blood of a mythical creature is intensity, and a fire-starting, dare-loving Aries moon is happy to oblige.
Both Perry and Trudeau have moon signs ruled by the warrior planet Mars. This distinction suggests they are willing to go to battle for and with each other, embodying and expressing an all-or-nothing energy of high fives, epic clashes, and gladiatorial sex.
F–king and fighting at a fever pitch, we love to see it.
Here’s to your hotness, kids. Good luck out there.
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. To book a reading, visit her website.
