Kids will be kids.
Tori Spelling revealed what went wrong when she let her four oldest children — Liam, 17, Stella, 16, Hattie, 13, and Finn, 12 — in charge of setting up Elf on the Shelf for their little brother Beau, 7.
“I always say our elves are a little naughty. They’re mischievous … But my kids went next level,” Spelling, 51, said on Monday’s episode of her “MisSpelling” podcast.
The “Beverly Hills, 90210” alum explained that her daughters were “very creative” and “very artsy” with the elves, but her boys took a totally different approach.
“The boys do it and they’re like, ‘Sex, love and rock and roll, minus the love,’” she shared.
Spelling said that after Liam did the Elf on the Shelf, Beau woke her up and said there was a “problem” and the elves needed “help.”
“I walk into the kitchen and the elves are there and there’s some porn massacre going on there,” Spelling revealed, calling the scene “Elfie Does Dallas,” in reference to the 1978 porn film “Debbie Does Dallas.”
“The elves were all doing various things to each other,” Spelling explained. “Mouths on different areas. Hands where they shouldn’t be. Some were upside down, all around.”
“It was like OnlyElves,” Spelling added with a laugh.
The mom of five said she knew Liam was responsible for the NSFW incident.
“While I laughed internally — and that was really funny — and I took pictures and sent them to all my friends, I was like, ‘You gotta cut back on the dirtiness,’” she said.
Spelling said Liam again set up the elves in an inappropriate formation later on.
“The elves were all in a circle [surrounding reindeer] and I was like, ‘Oh, man, Liam, you’re a jerk,’” she recalled.
Spelling shares her five kids with her ex-husband, Dean McDermott.
The “Due South” alum, 58, announced his split from Spelling in June 2023, writing in a since-deleted Instagram post, “It’s with great sadness and a very very heavy heart that after 18 years together and 5 amazing children.”
Spelling officially filed for divorce from McDermott in March 2024.
She cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split and listed the date of separation as June 17, 2023 in the court documents.
Earlier this month, Spelling said on her podcast that she stayed with McDermott longer than she would have because of her kids.
“Just always wanting their parents together I think kept me from making—what was outwardly a better decision for them than what they saw between two partners,” she explained.
